"The best advice I’ve ever received is, ‘No one else knows what they’re doing either."

relatetable:

asvprock:

Your anaconda doesn’t even go here.

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cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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"No relationship is perfect so just find the right one to go through hell and heaven with."
Mark Patterson (via kushandwizdom)

butttom:

look at zayn’s face when he sees harry im crying

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cornsaladsurprise:

tomhiddledong:

what the fuck is “”“young money”“” 

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  • girl: come over
  • guy: im gay
  • girl: my parents arent home
  • guy: im literally gay

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

Dark times lie ahead of us and there will be a time when we must choose between what is easy and what is r i g h t 
Dark times lie ahead of us and there will be a time when we must choose between what is easy and what is r i g h t 
Dark times lie ahead of us and there will be a time when we must choose between what is easy and what is r i g h t 
Dark times lie ahead of us and there will be a time when we must choose between what is easy and what is r i g h t 

The boys wouldn’t let him tell a joke - 28/09

The boys wouldn’t let him tell a joke - 28/09

The boys wouldn’t let him tell a joke - 28/09

celestial-sexhair:

no-homohowell:

qu4ntumflvx:

There’s no such thing as: 

  • Using too much conditioner
  • putting on too much eyeliner
  • wearing too much black
  • being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
  • liking a band “too much”
  • falling for someone too fast/too hard.

just remember that ok

is 25 litres of eyeliner too much

friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much


[HQS] 5 Seconds of Summer arrive to NYC - September 29th, 2014.

[HQS] 5 Seconds of Summer arrive to NYC - September 29th, 2014.

[HQS] 5 Seconds of Summer arrive to NYC - September 29th, 2014.

[HQS] 5 Seconds of Summer arrive to NYC - September 29th, 2014.

[HQS] 5 Seconds of Summer arrive to NYC - September 29th, 2014.

[HQS] 5 Seconds of Summer arrive to NYC - September 29th, 2014.

[HQS] 5 Seconds of Summer arrive to NYC - September 29th, 2014.